no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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