It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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