theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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