I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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