That's intense
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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