you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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