Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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