So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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