Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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