It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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