i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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