How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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