In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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