Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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