There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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