Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
