Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I know her cup size but not her name....
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