Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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