i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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