Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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