And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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