my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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