Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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