btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Randomize
