The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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