Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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