at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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