Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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