this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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