We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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