R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
tell me about the eggs
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