The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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