Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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