Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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