im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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