Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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