My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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