In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You're like the curious george of whores
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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