Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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