carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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