that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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