i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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