Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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