Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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