i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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