where am i from again
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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