So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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