I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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