i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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