No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
this beer tastes like vomit already
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Randomize
