Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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