I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
